She Said/He Said: Walter Payton Hates Kia

GN_David: So, I'm listening to a podcast about "The Jersey Shore" (which I have never seen) and they are talking about some character on the show called "The Situation" which is making me think about all of the awesome names that I could have used for myself in various MMO's but failed to do so. Like "Colon Killer". Or "Cool". Or "Sweetness". I think if I had used one of these names I would be a hell of a lot more popular.

GN_Kelly: I sincerly doubt that any name YOU think is cool would be construed as such by the masses. If anything, you'd have gone with your "cool" name and it would be easily converted to something lame... and gay. Like your example of 'Colon Killer' - this one distinctly lacks a gender specific colon to kill. So you're an equal opportunity colon violator. Way to gay.

GN_David: As always, you're trying to use this conversation to somehow prove my "gayosity". I'm going to have to admit that "Colon Killer" kind of set me up for that, which is unfortunate. But the other ones are nothing short of glorious. In fact, the idea that you would be forced to refer to me as "Sweetness" while degrading me in some kind of in-game tell ("I think Sweetness is lost in our OWN GODDAMN GUILD HOUSE again") would be thoroughly satisfying to me.

GN_Kelly: Ok, so what we have learned here is that you want men to call you 'Sweetness' and insult you because you would find it satisfying. I also can't believe you used the word "glorious". Far too close to glory hole for one so gay. Is there anything else involved in your homo-erotic fantasy?

GN_David: First of all, you seem to be committed to insulting Walter Payton - which isn't OK. You're lucky that he's dead or he would probably punch you in your deserving neck. Secondly, there is nothing even mildly all homosexo-ish about these names (except, again, Colon Killer - that REALLY was unfortunate). I should have used a name like "Cougar Attractor".

GN_Kelly: Aren't cougars your age? Wouldn't that simply make them peers? And you know as well as I do that 'Sweetness' is as gay as 'Colon Killer'. If anything, it's a tad worse since it's a lame choice as well. Sweetness makes me think you're an attention whoring girl who plasters pictures of herself anywhere and everywhere she can. Or a guy trying desperately to portray a girl in the hopes he gets help and free stuff... and maybe to hear guys talk dirty to him. Which seems fitting for you now that I think about it.

GN_David: Stop belittling cougars. Unlike you, they don't discriminate based on other cougars' age. Learn from the cougars.

And I can't help but notice that YOU haven't offered up any names that you wish you had used instead of your current acronym for terminal suckitude.

GN_Kelly: For a choice I made over a decade ago, I'm rather content with it. Unlike you, who feels a need to bemoan his choice of naming himself after a science-experiment-gone-wrong-DOG. The truly sad part of it is that in all the time you've been afflicted with that dipsnit name you have yet to come up with something not gay to replace it with.

That said, I will agree with you that if you changed to one of your gay names you would be a great deal more popular than you are now. Way to gay.

GN_David: I see. You are so confident in your personal naming convention that you're not even interested in re-visiting it, even on a lark. That, or you have zero imagination.

How sad for you!

GN_Kelly: I think what's key here is that I'm happy and you're miserable. I win.

GN_David: Well, that's just sweet for you, I guess. Walter Payton still hates you, though.